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Ed. Note - For those of you who enjoyed this series last year Limited Donte Jackson Jersey , we’ve decided to change it up for 2018. Instead of focusing our attention on the head coach of our opponent, we’ve opened it up to anyone affiliated with the organization. So, instead of “Mike Tomlin looks like...” you’ll get a collection of jokes about other folks as well. We hope you enjoy this updated format. -BSTo get us prepared for tonight’s game against the Steelers, the CSR staff decided to have a little fun by borrowing the ‘looks like game’ concept from The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz on ESPN.Ed. Note 2.0 - The Looks Like Game is the best thing that anyone does at ESPN and it’s not even close. If you’ve never experienced it before I highly recommend it. Trust me.Below is a collection of our best efforts to figure out exactly what/who people from the Steelers organization look like. Feel free to discuss your favorite ones in the comments section, and you can even provide your own if you feel up to it.Disclaimer: This is all in good fun. We’re not trying to hurt anyone’s feelings here, so if you happen to stumble across this and find your name mentioned Elite Donte Jackson Jersey , we sincerely hope you understand that we’re mostly kidding.CSR looks like: Steelers edition...This isn’t part of the game, but Mike Tomlin looks like Omar Epps. (Seriously...)Ben Roethlisberger looks like the guy who graduated a decade ago but still shows up to all the frat parties to hit on the college girls there.Mike Tomlin looks like the usher at church who holds the collection plate in front of you and silently judges you until you put an extra five in the plate.Antonio Brown looks like the guy that tries to dance with your girl at the club and then gets offended when you try to stop him.David DeCastro looks like the guy who wears shirts with the sleeves cut off and when asked if he’d like a Bud Light he responds with a “hell yeah man”.Mason Rudolph looks like a trust fund.Ben Roethlisberger looks like he’s slowly transforming into a toad.Vance McDonald looks like the guy you hire to beat up Chris Boswell when he owes you gambling money. Mike Tomlin looks like a guy that would get uncomfortably serious with an Applebee’s waitress when something mundane is wrong with his order.Randy Fichtner looks like the guy who puts a literal whole hog on his backyard barbecue every weekend.Chris Boswell looks like he could eat a bacon double cheeseburger for every meal for the rest of his life and never gain an ounce of weight.Cameron Heyward looks like a guy who no matter the occasion, always wants pizza.T.J. Watt looks like the groomsman that insists on planning the bachelor party only to have the party fall flat and act bewildered as to why no one had fun.Le’Veon Bell looks like a guy who would ruin game night by irrationally sticking to his guns about a move he felt was right but no one else does.David DeCastro looks like he just barely missed the cut for Mike Tyson’s Punch Out.Ryan Switzer looks like a cockney 19th-century British hoodlum.Alejandro Villanueva looks like he routinely calls people “hoss”.Ben Roethlisberger looks like his neck is trying to swallow his head.Chris Boswell looks like the frontman of a M枚tley Cr眉e tribute band.Antonio Brown looks like your friend who volunteers to be your wingman but ends up stealing every girl you try to talk to.Juju Smith-Schuster looks like a guy who has a business proposition for you that turns out to be a pyramid scheme.Which ones are your favorites, Panthers fans?Discuss. That game was awful. Let’s just get that out of the way to start with. The Panthers played a better team on a short week and got exposed. Nine straight quarters of dominance by the Panthers came to a screeching halt in Pittsburgh and took a little wind out of their sails. Carolina is still 6-3 and still technically has control over its own destiny. As bad as this loss was, it was still only one loss. That said, this team learned some hard truths yesterday and has a long way to go before they can be considered a contender again.We have ten days before the Panthers take the field again Game Donte Jackson Jersey , this time against the Lions, and we will spend much of it discussing just how bad last night was. Let’s talk about Cam Newton, Christian McCaffrey, and the future of this offense. The rest we can file, for now, under the aged wisdom provided by Ron Rivera during last night’s presser Donte Jackson Womens Jersey ,Cam Newton, under significant pressure all night, threw a pick-six and took five sacks. He still posted a 100.3 passer rating. One of those things is simply not like the other. Cam’s interception was one bad mistake in an otherwise exceptional night. The few plays were the offensive line blocked well enough for Cam to complete his drop backs were positive and often constituted scoring drives. The rest were impossible for anybody and Cam even turned a few of those into first downs.Something has to change on the offensive line. The Panthers went into Pittsburgh facing an absurdly low number of blitzes compared to the rest of the league. I’m honestly baffled that nobody thought to try a more blitz happy approach before given the relative inexperience and lack of successful history that are currently starting at left guard and left tackle. I’m similarly baffled that Norv Turner didn’t make a greater effort to provide more help than a clearly overmatched McCaffrey to pick up the Steelers’ blitzes. Turner must not have watched Super Bowl 50.To his credit, pass protection was the only part of McCaffrey’s game that wasn’t on fire last night. He was effective in the running game and the passing game as a quick outlet and a scoring threat for Newton.The offense, when it worked, went through Cam and McCaffrey and it looked good doing so. Whether it was due to a short week Youth Donte Jackson Jersey , an inability to actually protect against creative pass rush designs, or anything else, the Panthers offensive line has only had one really bad game this season. We need to see them fail like this at least once more before we can say the sky is falling. Maybe Matt Kalil is once again finally healthy and ready to contribute. Maybe Amini Silatolu is actually the answer after all this time. Stranger things have happened.Right now, the Panthers know they have problems. They have the time to figure out how to address those problems. They might even have the personnel. It is too early to count this offense out given the way Cam and McCaffrey are playing. The defense might be another story, but the offense still has the potential to hang with most of the league. They aren’t functioning on the level of the Saints, either Donte Jackson Men Jersey , but there is still a chance the Panthers get there.The offense is going to be the story of the season and the defense is going to be on the field sometimes. It’s almost impossible to beat a good team in the NFL anymore without surrendering 30+ points. The Steelers’ 52 was excessive, to be sure, but that total likely would have been lower if the Panthers had been able to stay on the field and score more often than they did.The Steelers and the Panthers combined last night for one more point (73) than the Patriots and the Eagles did in the Super Bowl to end last season (72). The most important thing in this league is the ability to score points. The Panthers have the skill position players to do that so long as Newton can be protected for even a second. I’m still excited to see what they can do about that.

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